'Sthere anybody in this town that has real food that's not candy? I'm hungry....

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Fun as it was to be part eel, it would have been slightly more enjoyable if I hadn't lost my only pair of trousers down there.

If there's a chance any of you have some you'd be willing to donate I'd rather appreciate it.

 
Everybody is back now, correct? All in one piece, no injuries, anything of the sort?

....I thought I'd make tea for everybody. Well, anybody that wanted any. I think we could all use something after that.

[a small pause.]

Cassandra? Are you still here....? Please still be here.

 
[someone sounds juuust a little grumpy and groggy at the moment.]

I know a lot of you love using the caravan as an oversized play-gym, but the next person that decides they need to kick our window open in the middle of the night may well get a bleeding brick thrown at them.

That is all.

Actually, that masquerade wasn't completely horrible after all....though whoever came up with the idea of high-heels is still a bloody moron. Ah, there was a girl I sort of tried to teach how to dance. You were wearing red and gold....? If you're still here, did that help any?

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[that slightly muffled quality to her voice right now is from her trying to talk around her sweater sleeve, because even from her room that smell is a little unpleasant.]

I don't remember dunking half the caravan being part of the poll.

Is everybody alright?

[Anathema was in the process of trying to type something up, but getting knocked off her feet and tossed halfway across the room sort of got in the way. after the Junogam stops clattering across the floor and the intercom stops blaring she groans.]

....well. That's fine. I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight, anyway.

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[there's a bit of a shuffling noise as the audio clicks on, clacking keys and some mumbling.]

--read through all of it just the other day, and there was nothing that sounded even remotely like--

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